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1) Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order
*FUN THINGS TO DO IN A WAL-MART*
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
1.Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
*TOP TWENTY THINGS TO DO WHILE IN A DRIVE THRU*
2) Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
3) Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open,
pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
4) Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5) Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
6) Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
7) When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
8) Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9) Ask how they fit into that little box.
10) If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11) Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way
the employee said "May I take your order?"
12) When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can I take yours?"
13) If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14) Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive
away.
15) Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16) Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17) Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the
car and cause a scene.
18) When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.
19) Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20) Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
* Put M&M's on layaway.
* Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
* Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission impossible."
* Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
* In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
* Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
* If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
2.Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3.At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4.Two words: Chicken suit.
5.Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6.Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7.Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8.Stop at the green lights.
9.Go at the red ones.
10.Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11.Eat food that requires silverware.
12.Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13.Sing without having the radio on.
14.Honk frequently without motivation.
15.Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
16.Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17.Let pedestrians know who’s boss.
18.Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19.Restart your car at every stop light.
20.Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
